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Life is fair.

Now you can correct anyone who says, “nobody ever said life is fair,” by referencing this website. I, however, cannot offer any evidence as to the validity of this statement.

I hate it when things come full circle. Just once, I wish things would come semi-circle.

It is incorrect to say most people are stupid. As a point of fact, only 50% of all people are of below average intelligence. However, one must keep in mind this group is disproportionally represented in politics. Therefore, it is not incorrect to say that most politicians are stupid.

It’s very inconvenient that I only become ambitious right as I go to bed.

Today’s Uplifting Comment:
You are more screwed up than you think. The good news is so is everybody else.

Last night something occurred which is a perfect metaphor for the way my life is going right now. On my way home from work, my car struck a large rock that someone had maliciously placed in the middle of the road. There was minor damage to the undercarriage of my car, and although I was upset, the feelings of rage I had toward the idiot that perpitrated this were somewhat mitigated by the primitive-man type feelings of satisfaction I received when I realized my car had destroyed said rock.

This all relates to an incident I recently had at work in an intensely uninteresting way.